Dressing the Part

Yarrr... If ye be keen on enjoying the company of us experienced sea dogs, you'd best belay dressing like a blaggard! Here, put on something proper 'fore I keelhaul yer hide.

These'll fit ye better than they ever fit that old dog, Red-Eyed Ben. Lost him in a devil of a storm at sea.

Wear 'em with pride, mate!